This is clearly a vote for Al Franken

This is a clear and obvious vote for Al Franken. He has every right to challenge this vote being counted for Norm Coleman. Sure on the surface the intent of this voter to cast his ballot for Norm Colman appears apparent. You may say even more apparent than the petition by Al Franken to count ballots where no senate box was selected as votes for him if the voter voted for Barack Obama. I mean certainly anyone who voted for a no experience Chicago thug politician for president would also vote for a no talent has-been clown for senator but that goes without saying.

Just as in Florida in 2000 to see the real intent of the voter you have to look closer. We have to get in really really really really close and we can see whats going on here. I suggest maybe holding it up to the light and getting out your trusty recount magnifying glass.

Its also imperative that we understand just what kind of voter cast this ballot. Conservatives are intelligent, logical, and hard working. They can handle many tasks at once. They juggle career, family, volunteer, and school responsibilities and still manage to live normal and moral lives. They read directions,follow instructions, are proud of their country, and respect their right and responsibility to vote. A conservative voter would never ever leave a hanging chad or sloppily scribble in a ballot bubble. So we can immediately rule out that this vote was intended for Norm Coleman.

On the other hand, liberals are lazy, they sit and wait for handouts from the government, and occasionally will vote for handouts if the democrat party bus happens to stop by their front porch or university and offer them a free ride, lunch, and cigarettes to ride down to 5 or 10 precincts to vote on election day. Liberals typically are not intelligent, sure many of them point to their free ride bachelors, and doctorates in the liberal arts from so called prestigious universities but we all know that education does not imply intelligence or common sense. These degrees are merely certifications of indoctrination in their liberal ideology and padding for their fragile self worth.

This being said, it is clear that this voter was in fact a liberal. The voter hastily tried to fill out this ballot because the democrat party bus was waiting to take him/her to the next precinct and he didn’t want to miss out on his/her free cigarettes. He/she became confused while filling in his/her true vote for Al Franken. He/she realized too late that the pen had accidentally placed a small dot in Norm Coleman’s bubble. He/she did not dare ask for a new ballot for scrutiny of his/her registration at that precinct may be called in to question.  The voter hastily decided to place an X in the Norm Coleman bubble, then realized that may be considered a vote for Norm Coleman in the recounts the Democrat party already planned to call. Quickly he/she decided the best course of action was to write in Al Franken in cursive in the Norm Coleman bubble. Surely one of the thousands of corrupt Democrat planted vote counters would see the true intent if he/she did this.  The voter thought, “oh no the bubble is too small, I have to write Franken over top of Al.” So he/she did and felt comfortable that the re-counters would clearly see the loopy thing to the left of the bubble as a cursive A and what was originally the right upper portion of the X clearly as the F in Franken.

Rest assured, Stupid Voter X from Minnesota, you and every American can feel proud today because the American democratic system has worked; the Minnesota re-counters have heard your true intent to vote the no talent clown, Al Franken into the US Senate and bring us ever closer to that 60 vote super majority that stupid liberals like you dream of.

Stupid Voter X from Minnesota should stand proud. You stood up and said we live in the greatest country in the world and we want change. America has heard your screams, protests, and the crackle of the fires from the churches tolerant people like you are burning in California. No longer will Americans be enslaved by the crushing pressures of the life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Instead thanks to you and millions of other useful idiots like yourself we edge ever closer to that mediocre socialist Utopia of equal misery for all that you yearn for in your dreams.