Crazy cow lady in Middletown

30 September 2008

Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested last night for chasing children in a cow costume and urinating on a neighbor’s porch. After she was released, the police had to come back a few hours later because she was blocking traffic. Read the article from the Middletown Journal

From Middletown Journal

From Middletown Journal

French Engineering: FAIL

24 September 2008

Once again the LHC is broken. This time it may be as much as 2 months to fix. It seems that the french are having a hard time preventing the helium coolant from flash boiling because they can’t keep consistent power on the magnets.


WHooo Whooooo, LHC fire team coming through!!!

I’m gonna lean back and take a nap, this thing won’t be running for years.

While the french are busy putting out fires on their multi-billion dollar mistake, we have a perfectly operational, American made super collider at Stanford thats been smashing particles for decades ( http://www.slac.stanford.edu/ )

If anyone is interested, The Big Picture has a pretty good collection of hi-res images from the LHC “project” @ http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/08/the_large_hadron_collider.html . Some of the images are pretty impressive looking until you consider that all that engineering doesnt actually work.

Juliana wanted to go along when I took the truck back to the shop. She fell asleep right away